Via Cruel.com, I've discovered the Monkey Chow Diaries, wherein one man describes his attempt to survive a week eating nothing but ZuPreem Primate Dry Animal Food, which is apparently designed to keep zoo-bound primates, including the great apes, alive indefinately.
Personally, I think he'll survive, but I doubt he'll enjoy it.
To me, this repressents the first tentative step in the Quest for Bachelor Chow. Ever watched Futurama? During the opening credits, two billboards appear advertising "Bachelor Chow - Now with Flavor!". This is an important goal.
Watch the videos Mr. Scott has posted, maybe read his blog. He's Canadian, and he's very brave.
EDIT: I just watched video 2, apparently his diet restrictions for this week are (what he's allowed to consume):
1. Monkey Chow
3. Black Coffee
It's hard to imagine a diet more pure.
Pictures shamelessly stolen from ZuPreem's catalogue