Thursday, May 04, 2006

But I don't think Satan is real...

Satan's Lil' Helper
The results are in, and it appears that you have scored 81%...
Whoa. You're not just an atheist... you're an evil atheist! Satan's Lil' Helper sees atheism as a good excuse for covering up a whole array of misdemeanours and crimes, because after all, there's no divine punishment awaiting them when they meet their doom. Whilst not believing in God, Satan's Lil' Helper would be ready and waiting to give God a metaphysical wedgie should he ever pop into existence. Keep on sinning, you evil little thing, but just try not to get caught...

Strange. I consider myself more of a passive atheist, I really don't care much about anyone else's delusions. I think this result is primarily attributable to the question about "if they were both real, which would you most like to hang out with?" with only two answers: God or Satan. Why can't I pick "none of the above"?

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1 comment:

Carlo said...

Man, this is the worst test I've seen in a long time. Way to use the rhetorical technique of the false dichotomy! If you listen to Gospel, you love god; but if you listen to Metal, obviously you're a Satanist!!! Wow, I'm as hardcore an atheist as they come I ONLY got 80%... I guess I'll have to work harder...