|Satan's Lil' Helper|
The results are in, and it appears that you have scored 81%...
|Whoa. You're not just an atheist... you're an evil atheist! Satan's Lil' Helper sees atheism as a good excuse for covering up a whole array of misdemeanours and crimes, because after all, there's no divine punishment awaiting them when they meet their doom. Whilst not believing in God, Satan's Lil' Helper would be ready and waiting to give God a metaphysical wedgie should he ever pop into existence. Keep on sinning, you evil little thing, but just try not to get caught...|
Strange. I consider myself more of a passive atheist, I really don't care much about anyone else's delusions. I think this result is primarily attributable to the question about "if they were both real, which would you most like to hang out with?" with only two answers: God or Satan. Why can't I pick "none of the above"?