I'm bored, I really don't feel like working, and I don't feel like writing about any of my other "...Part I" features, so I'm starting a new irregular feature: Stupid SuperHeroes. These will be posts about ideas for ridiculous comic-book-style superheroes, perhaps with pictures.
Special Abilities: Can do anything he damn well pleases, whenever he pleases, without prior permission or a requirement to inform anyone of his whereabouts or activities. Has the capacity to laze about on a couch, completely relaxed, for unlimited time periods without suffering injury, discomfort, or other penalty. Can drink alcohol to double the blood-alcohol-concentration of lesser mortals before suffering hangover or other effects.
Special Restrictions: Incapable of event planning beyond a 24-hour horizon, except a small category of special events including "stag" parties, major sporting events, or multi-day road trips.
Immunities and Vulnerabilities: Immune to COMMITMENT. Vulnerable to PROCRASTINATION.
Sidekicks and Allies: None. Bachelor man has friends, but he's just chillin'.
Enemies: Golddigger (rarely), Nagging-mother-who-wants-grandchildren (if he ever calls).
In searching for a picture for this post, I discovered a 2003 film named "BachelorMan". It's got the usual stupid "bachelor man falls hopelessly in love and rethinks his ways" plot, so I'm not going to link to it. Can somebody, somewhere, please make a movie where the Ladies Man DOES NOT get married?
The actual picture I used is of Tucker Max, I hope I'm not violating copyright here.