Those of you who only skim the barest surface of the internet, often seem unaware of the fantastically stupid and creepy things the internet has spawned.
Don't know what I'm talking about? Watch the BBC!
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PELICAN PRODUCTS will continue to guarantee the product directly for a lifetime against breakage or defects in workmanship...
The above guarantee does not cover sharkbite, bear attack or children under 5.