I stumbled across an advertising slogan generator via Pharyngula and Grrlscientist. Throwing my name at the software...
The Curiously Strong Brummell
I'm Cuckoo for Brummell
For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Brummell
He Who Thinks Brummell Drinks Brummell
Brummell with the Less Fattening Centres
And then, even weirder. Then I tossed in Carlo, and got
Always After Me Carlo
Just for fun:
Don't You Just Love Being in Artieri?
This is getting a little too surreal. We're done now.