tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19216099.post115922903198314985..comments2024-02-16T06:03:12.489-06:00Comments on BrummellBlog: Monday Rant: BottlenecksTheBrummellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08973380652057861796noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19216099.post-1159390578603868192006-09-27T14:56:00.000-06:002006-09-27T14:56:00.000-06:00On my campus, smoking is banned within 30 feet of ...On my campus, smoking is banned within 30 feet of a doorway. It's a large campus and there's plenty of room, but the challenge of moving away from a classroom building really defeats a lot of our people. Recently I saw a student puffing away, leaning on the wall right at the halfway point between two adjacent doors, ensuring that he was violating two entryways at the same time. That's efficiency!Zenohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09058127284297728552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19216099.post-1159280931956015842006-09-26T08:28:00.000-06:002006-09-26T08:28:00.000-06:00Yes! Yes! Definitely pee on their shoes. I could a...Yes! Yes! Definitely pee on their shoes. <BR/><BR/>I could add a brilliant sub-rant I composed during my first year of university entitled "Your Shoes Are Too Big: I Know This Because You Are Slower Than A Tree Sloth And Your Feet Make A Scuff, Scuff, Scuff Sound When You Walk, So Please Get Out Of My Way Before I Knock You Down."<BR/><BR/>The title is still in production. I also like "Ha Ha, Your Shoes Are Massive And I Am Still 4 Inches Taller, Now Get Out Of My Way Before I Knock You Down, Sucker."<BR/><BR/>I totally feel your pain. And I know you still walk faster than I. There should be a support group for people like us.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com